Are three things.
1) Idaho Ave. turns into Colorado when it crosses city limits into Santa Monica.
2) We have KCRW.*
3) It’s not Paris. (One can get there from here; but it’s a real pain the ass)
*Thanks, Jason Bentley, for playing “Straight To Hell” by Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros this morning as I was driving in from Culver City (which is really just another part of L.A.) to my massive and luxuriously appointed studios in Santa Monica (which makes a courageous effort not to be L.A.)