Recent Illustrations

I’d sooner do the ARTWORK than the WRITING for my articles/blogs/reviews.

Is this a symptom of A.D./H.D.?  “Inability to Delay Gratification?  Just Plain Ornery-Ness?

You tell me.

No, wait.

Please don’t.

 

 

 

 

The All New 1950 Skoda OIC-ur1,2

1950 skoda Whether you are trying to outrun the NKVD, cross the border to buy black market Bulgarian cigarettes or just trying to get that underage teen prostitute back to her mother’s before curfew, the OIC-ur1,2 will get you there in Chic Socialist Style™. With all the options you would expect from Skoda! And more!

Including:

Front Windshield

Second Gear

Steering Wheel

Four tires

Carburation

Comrade! May we paint one for YOU?

Hard Currency Only

(Central Committee Party Members
Excepted)

 

 

 

From My Serialized Novel That No One Will Ever Read

(It contains Text, Sentences-Written Language- and Historical References:

which are time-consuming, and requires like… effort)

Book Cover for "The Longest Con"

Book Cover for “The Longest Con”

 

My First Teachers & Guardians.  From "The Longest Con"

My First Teachers & Guardians.
From “The Longest Con”

 

 

MAJOR TOURIST ATTRACTION IN MAGDEBURG.

(Might also have been Freiburg… Germany’s a pretty big country-

Compared to like, you know, Litchenstein or Monaco)

womabattenkirche

 

 

 

Crowd Storms Stage As Kim Jong-Un and The Kimchees Begin Their Set!

 

Glastonbury's Pyongyang Venue

Glastonbury’s Pyongyang Venue. 2015

 

 

Dining on an Asteroid!

(Photo Courtesy of Space X and Kiev Astronautics)

Space Sushi, Van Ellen Belt

Space Sushi, Van Ellen Belt

 

 

Turbulence O’er Bratislava, 1943

Scared Little Bearplane!

Scared Little Bearplane!

It’s That Time Of Evening!

Tiny Little Sunset Jumpers

Tiny Little Sunset Jumpers

 

After the Markets Close for the Day

After the Markets Close for the Day

Assignation at Café in the Souk

Translation:  "Sometimes I drink too much coffee"

Translation:
“Sometimes I drink too much coffee”

 

 

 

Looking Up Himmler’s Nostrils After He Has Taken Cyanide

Mitt der Mickey Maus

Rabbi Mickey: Now I can finally circumcise this Secret Jew! Himmler: Wow! I could have had a V-8!!!

Rabbi Mickey: Now I can finally circumcise this Secret Jew!
Himmler: Wow! I could have had a V-8!!!

3 Responses to Recent Illustrations

  1. jerrygwest says:

    As a writer………….yeah, well………….cool pics though.
    No down, no feathers moi droog
    Gospodin Dombrovski

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